Oh, it’s just been one of those days.
It’s bedtime and you’ve only just gotten back to your place. The office is finally up, running and humming, so you worked overtime for quarantine catch-up week, crossing all the t’s, and dotting all the i’s. The gym is finally open, throbbing and hopping, so you killed it double-time for all the lost leg days, banging out the barbell lunges and slamming down those single-leg squats.
It’s late, hot, and dark. And all you want to do is shower, eat, and sleep.
What you don’t need is to have to spend yet another five long minutes out in the pitch-black heat of the midnight hours sorting through that thick lump of keys in your pocket, all just to find the one that opens your front door.
What you do need is a compact solution to this complex problem.
What you do need is KeySmart!
KeySmart?
KeySmart! It’s the S-shaped savior of your clogged-up key ring.
No, really. Shaped like an S and slim like a Swiss knife, KeySmart is a keyring roomy enough to hold ALL the keys yet lean enough to hog NONE of the space.
But how? Won’t all those keys on one keychain just Charlie-horse you in the thigh whenever you sit down at your desk or hop into your car seat?
Nope!
Because the KeySmart S-shaped design allows for as many as eight keys (yes, you heard that right!) to fold into the KeySmart keychain like tools that fold into a pocket knife, one atop the other, which is certain to leave you Charlie-horse-free!
No More!
No more screen scratches on that thousand-dollar smartphone that used to share a pocket with your key chain ring.
No more fat key chain rings to fish-hook the lip of your wallet and spill your credit cards all over the ground.
No more loose keys to catch a thread in your pocket and rip a layer of fabric out of your pants.
And no more 60 seconds or more spent fumbling through a bulky hunk of keys…
Because a pair of bare hands and 60 seconds or less are all it takes to trash that old key organizer, attach all your keys to your brand new KeySmart, and leave wasted time in the rearview!
Yes, KeySmart is quick, pliable, and reliable!
How Reliable Is It?
Anybody reading this tend to drop things? *Slowly raises hand*
Yeah, we’ve all been there. You don’t want to have to worry about dropping yet another delicate gadget on yet another piece of pavement like you just did that scratched-up thousand-dollar smartphone that you skimped on buying the protection plan for. But don’t worry, because the KeySmart isn’t delicate, and the two-year warranty doesn’t cost extra.
That’s right! Made with less than three ounces of stainless steel and aircraft-grade aluminum, KeySmart is designed to last and work fast …
With all types of keys!
The car key, the apartment key, the gate key, the garage key, the mailbox key, the kennel key, even the storage container key and any other keys you would rather have and not need than need and not have, whether they’re wide, tall, foreign, or small, nearly all your keys will fit snugly into KeySmart’s extended frame like sticks into a pack of chewing gum.
Even your car key fob! Just attach it to KeySmart with the FREE loop accessory, and that’s the last time you’ll have to worry about losing it to that dark trench between the seat and the center console where all those lost French fries have piled up over the years.
But you know what’s worse than lost French fries and almost worse than lost keys?
LOUD keys.
You know, those loud keys that dangle and JANGLE against the door like Santa’s sleigh bells when you’re trying to wrench that rusted deadbolt to the left, thus waking up half your neighbors and announcing to all of them that you’ve survived yet another day of overtime and box squats.
Well, annoy your neighbors no more because KeySmart is as subtle as it is slim.
Just screw each key snug into KeySmart during your less-than-60-second assembly and you won’t hear a single click, clack, or clap from the up-to-eight keys that your KeySmart can carry.
So, pull KeySmart out of your pocket and thumb out any key, jingle-free!
KeySmarter
KeySmart wouldn’t be so smart if all it did was hold a bunch of keys and make a little less noise, right?
Well, not only does KeySmart make a little less noise, and not only does KeySmart take less than 60 seconds to assemble, and not only does KeySmart carry up to eight keys, but it does all three of those things while holding a bunch of other tools that you can add on at checkout.
Bottle Opener
Like hanging out with friends to decompress and watch a game on the weekend?
Add on the Bottle Opener at checkout. It’ll be there when you need it most and it’ll fold back inside your KeySmart and stay out of sight when you’re back in the office on Monday morning.
Thumbdrive
And when you’re back in the office on Monday morning won’t you need all your files that you worked overtime on over the weekend when you sit down at your desk?
So, add on the 16 GB USB Thumb Drive at checkout to carry your critical data with you on the go and without worry because with its tough aluminum housing, the thumbdrive is prime to protect your files from falls and harsh elements.
Nano Light
Tired of searching aimlessly for the keyhole and ripping up the paint on your door when it’s dark late at night?
Add on the Nano Light at checkout. It’s the powerful, stainless steel flashlight that won’t bend, break, rust, or leave you hopelessly seeking out that cunning keyhole in the dark ever again.
Pocket Clip
Looking to save even more space?
Add on the Pocket Clip at checkout to keep your keys secure but accessible on the outside of your pocket and to leave extra space in your pocket. It’s no-snag design allows you to quickly grab your keys on the go!
Get KeySmart!
So now, after you’ve spent the whole day working overtime, dotting all the t’s and crossing all the i’s for quarantine catch-up week . . .
And after you’ve killed it double-time at the gym for all the lost leg days, banging out the barbell lunges and slamming down those single-leg squats . . .
And it’s late, hot, and dark, and all you want to do is shower, eat, and sleep . . .
You don’t have to spend another five long minutes out in the pitch-black heat of the midnight hours sorting through that thick lump of keys in your pocket, all just to find the one that opens your front door.
Gone are the days of fumbling through a fistful of keys and history are the moments where that fistful of keys clanked against the door, annoyed your neighbors and stabbed you in the thigh.
Because KeySmart is complex made compact, and compact made convenient.
So don’t just get smart… get KeySmart!
